(How much ambition is that, though?) If your real nightmare is missing out on tickets to the Annual Graduate "Nightmare" Ball 2017, be warned: it's close to becoming reality. Get your ticket while you still can: http://go.unimelb.edu.au/vqj6

GSA is hosting a free BBQ for all grad students to celebrate "Wear it Purple Day 2017", a movement created to empower and support young rainbow individuals to be proud of who they are, regardless of sex, sexuality or gender identity 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 There'll be a photoshoot outside the 1888 Building to capture your best purple outfit, as well as expert discussion and advice about preparing for the upcoming postal plebiscite. And of course, BBQ food for all.

This is our nightmare. There are many like it, but this one is ours. If you still haven't got your tickets for the Annual Graduate "Nightmare" Ball 2017 on Friday 1 September, be wary: it's almost sold out. Get your ticket while you can: http://go.unimelb.edu.au/vqj6